yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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