I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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