just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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