Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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