It's Friday. Sex?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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