Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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