Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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