ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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