yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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