She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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