I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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