Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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