come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He has the fingertips of a God
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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