Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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