but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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