Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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