Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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