Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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