he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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