Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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