Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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