He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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