Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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