dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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