god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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