I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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