Midget sex pt 2 tonight
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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