I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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