she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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