yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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