im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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