let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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