Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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