let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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