Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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