Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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