uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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