he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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