Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize