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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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