What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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