you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Randomize