Michael Bay diarrhea
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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