The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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