He kissed a someone with a penis
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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