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do you believe in love at first sight?
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yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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