You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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