My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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