so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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