if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
There r osticjed everywhere
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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